🛟 LIFEGUARD

He'll give you mouth to mouth whether you need it or not. Summer means someone's gotta watch the water. Red shorts, whistle around the neck, tan lines, and that "I'll save you" fantasy in full effect. Time to put your twink on duty. Think classic red trunks, whistle between the lips, sitting up on the tower, poolside struts, beach patrol, sunscreen streaked across the nose, wet from a rescue, buoy in hand, tan lines on full display. Heroic and watchful or slacking off on the job. Send in the rescue. And let the best Twink win...